We're going to Brazil! We're going to Brazil!

[raubsaurier]

I count two Sounders, obviously that means good luck.

First there was EJ and his (no longer blond) glorious head.




I was one of the few people who didn't mind the whole blond thing but whatever.

And then Landy scored the dos and Mexico had cero and suddenly there were unicorns and pixie dust and dreams and lots and lots of drunk Americans.

And then Deuce almost ruined everything by drawing a penalty but he made for it by missing on purpose so we won dos a cero EXACTLY HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO AND YES THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ARE YOU CALLING AMERICA A LIAR.



(thank you for not taking your shirt off, Donovan. You are one of the few American players I will say that to with sincerity)




hng.

I am so proud, guys. Thanks for everything, for all the heart attacks, for the throwing things at the screen and swearing violently. MAKE US PROUD IN BRAZIL